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drinksbyryan:

Corpse Reviver No. 1

๐Ÿ”ธ1 oz cognac 
๐Ÿ”ธ1 oz Calvados
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz sweet vermouth 

Add all the ingredients to a shaker and fill with ice. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass.

drinksbyryan:

Corpse Reviver No. 1

๐Ÿ”ธ1 oz cognac
๐Ÿ”ธ1 oz Calvados
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz sweet vermouth

Add all the ingredients to a shaker and fill with ice. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass.

drinksbyryan:

Satan’s Whiskers Cocktail (straight)

๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz gin
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz dry vermouth
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz straight vermouth
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz orange juice
๐Ÿ”ธ2 tsps Grand Marnier 
๐Ÿ”ธ1 tsp orange bitters

Shake in an iced cocktail shaker, and strain into a cocktail glass.

drinksbyryan:

Satanโ€™s Whiskers Cocktail (straight)

๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz gin
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz dry vermouth
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz straight vermouth
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 oz orange juice
๐Ÿ”ธ2 tsps Grand Marnier
๐Ÿ”ธ1 tsp orange bitters

Shake in an iced cocktail shaker, and strain into a cocktail glass.

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when you send a redline on a last minute deal and get a response requesting three words to be changed

drinksbyryan:

Jalapeño Margarita

๐Ÿ”ธ4 parts Tequila Reposado Corralejo
๐Ÿ”ธ1 part Grand Marnier
๐Ÿ”ธ1 part lime juice
๐Ÿ”ธ2 tablespoons jalapeño-infused simple syrup

drinksbyryan:

Jalapeรฑo Margarita

๐Ÿ”ธ4 parts Tequila Reposado Corralejo
๐Ÿ”ธ1 part Grand Marnier
๐Ÿ”ธ1 part lime juice
๐Ÿ”ธ2 tablespoons jalapeรฑo-infused simple syrup

drinksbyryan:

The Rub

๐Ÿ”ธ4 parts Mitcher’s Rye Whiskey
๐Ÿ”ธ1 part Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar
๐Ÿ”ธ2 tablespoons simple syrup
๐Ÿ”ธ2 dashes Angostura Bitters

drinksbyryan:

The Rub

๐Ÿ”ธ4 parts Mitcherโ€™s Rye Whiskey
๐Ÿ”ธ1 part Braggโ€™s Apple Cider Vinegar
๐Ÿ”ธ2 tablespoons simple syrup
๐Ÿ”ธ2 dashes Angostura Bitters

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pobrecitas

pobrecitas

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the leeme alone sads

drinksbyryan:

Whiskey Peach Smash ๐Ÿ”ธ1 small peach, pitted and quartered ๐Ÿ”ธ2 lemon wedges ๐Ÿ”ธ1 ounce mint syrup ๐Ÿ”ธ1.5 ounces Bourbon
Muddle peach and lemon slices in a shaker with the syrup. Add bourbon and ice. Shake well.

drinksbyryan:

Whiskey Peach Smash
๐Ÿ”ธ1 small peach, pitted and quartered
๐Ÿ”ธ2 lemon wedges
๐Ÿ”ธ1 ounce mint syrup
๐Ÿ”ธ1.5 ounces Bourbon

Muddle peach and lemon slices in a shaker with the syrup. Add bourbon and ice. Shake well.

drinksbyryan:

Cheater Five ๐Ÿ”ธ1.5 ounces gin ๐Ÿ”ธ1 ounce Punt e Mes  ๐Ÿ”ธ.25 ounces Strega ๐Ÿ”ธ.25 ounces St. Germain ๐Ÿ”ธ.5 ounces fresh grapefruit juice ๐Ÿ”ธ1 dash Angostura bitters
Combine ingredients in shaker. Add ice. Shake. Strain into a coupe glass.

drinksbyryan:

Cheater Five
๐Ÿ”ธ1.5 ounces gin
๐Ÿ”ธ1 ounce Punt e Mes
๐Ÿ”ธ.25 ounces Strega
๐Ÿ”ธ.25 ounces St. Germain
๐Ÿ”ธ.5 ounces fresh grapefruit juice
๐Ÿ”ธ1 dash Angostura bitters

Combine ingredients in shaker. Add ice. Shake. Strain into a coupe glass.

Bitch, if grateful paid the bills we’d all be Bill Gates.

Bitch, if grateful paid the bills we’d all be Bill Gates.

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heard about hobby lobby

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You don’t go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna

You don’t go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna